Management says that we should raise our profile by rubbing shoulders with the classy folk attending the Melbourne Mug today. And when they say jump, we say with how many whip beatings? As we piss away our disposable incomes into rich pockets, we’ll be so drunk we won’t care about it, or anyone, or anything really. We’ll be reaching for a sweet tailor made Winnie Blue as they shotgun a million dollar hobbit carrier before our dead eyes. At the end the day we’ll be vomiting into the hats of ladies whilst we hold their hair to vomit into clogged wheelie bins cos we are gentlemen. The Shirnoffs will be Smirnons from the get go! Champagne Woodstocks for everyone aaaaaaaaay!
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