Management discovered a rodent gnawing off their nipple when they awoke to this photo of our Jules waiting in line at Frazzled Shazza’s Fish and Chip Emporium in Ringwormwood for an armpit burger pattie surprise! At this time of the year, reaching the Xmess festivities hysteria, Shazz ain’t one to shy away from hiding treats in her beefcakes! Much like Willy Wanka’s Factory of Suspect Confectioneries, the bonuses within the beasts make the feasts all the more enticing! Last year we were on the receiving end of Shazzle’s razzle dazzle durry butt delight; the golden pattie filled with dog end durry butts granted us free access to park our pushies in the bin area out back instead of the usual front where Loose Dave ends up crushing them with his ute on drunky dole check day! So much fun afoot, especially this Friday at @thetownie2042 and Saturday at the Servo in the Gong! Come hide stuff inside some goods!
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Mum txted saying she’s using used ciggie filters as tic tac breath freshners cos Memfoal that’s why. Gramps is glued to the TV in more ways than one.
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