Management excitedly stuck thumbtacks into the rooves of their mouths when they saw this cracker of a shot by Zozz Crotchdamage outside @thelastchancerockandrollbar the other day! What better way to sell your musical prowess than getting your music onto a car wash advertising campaign! And here’s jetSam spruiking riffs to the Datsun Goggo Mobile Cafe company in hopes of capturing that elusive 500 one colour pamphlet distribution deal that’d catapult the band’s career into the highly lucrative Dandenong Frankston shopping centre and industrial area cover band circuit! Followed by an AM radio talk back programme 7 second musical grab slot between recycled colostomy bag and prostate check advertisements to rake in royalties, we’ll be playing Under 10s soccer second practice field’s stadium in no time!
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Mum txted saying she’s ordered Uber Eats but was delivered a carton of soda bottle canisters with instructions to inhale. Gramps is doing handstand bongs until she’s finished reading and gets on with it.
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