Management gaffer taped off their collective nasal blackheads when they smelt what this cracker of shot by Zozzle Damagedcare was dishing out for brekkie! When the Rusty Valves Retirement Village lets Jules & jetSam out on day release to spruik their footmade toe jam spreads to the general public you know there’s gonna be a mad dash to the trestle table of life to get a jar! With prices set between 23 and 27 cents per lick of the solitary taste tester spoon we’d lifted from the homely crack den that is @thelastchancerockandrollbar , the hip cool kids passing by jumped at the bargain mouthfeels and washed it down with our glasses of denture water! If you’re looking to get some cottage industry cheese from the netherplaces, get along to @thebendigo this Saturday night in Collingwood, Melbin and we’ll scrape ya out a fresh batch! ….
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Mum txted saying she’s cooked a bunion soup with gout croutons to add to the merch stand. Gramps is throwing frozen fruit at traffic again. ….
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