Management scratched their cornea with a hang nail when they reached for the bifocals to take a better gander at this genuine gem of a guitar signed by legendary Metallica cover band @metallica that fell into our lap recently! When Sam restored this op shop hot ticket shredding machine, little did he know that he’d be holding it aloft side stage of Dandenong’s finest cover band venue The Backwash Bar & Brawl when Kurk, Jaymz, Lars Bar and the Other One slid off stage amidst a gagging crowd of of 6 or 7 walker straddlin’ nanas beggin’ for some autographs and bunion pads! The boys in black were more than happy to sign and add some serious eBay collectors cash value to the axe dax dropper but it was lucky to escape being crushed by a flood of trestle tables during the changeover for Tuesday arvo Bingo Bash: You yell Bingo, you know what’s happening!
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Mum txted saying she hopes to hear Unforgiven 2 played on the laxative axe this Saturday night at @bombayrockbrunswick or there’ll be a-Bingoin! Gramps is sneaking into yards and spray painting skid marks into the neighbour’s undies on the washing lines.
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