Management squeezed cheese from their netherplaces when they saw this BEFORE & AFTER collage compiled by Phlaps Indasand of Jules @medoramps handyman work setting up the intonation on his bass guitar! Never before has the dark arts of guitar maintenance had so much light shed on it since the other night at @thebendigo hotel when ol’ mate barfly Jiggles Menipps bet our Jules couldn’t McGyver such a stunning specimen of machinery into something more palatable! No YouTubes tutorial could truly capture the precise fingerings it took to reshape the beast into a tonal sword, nor could anyone catch Jiggles’ dentures when the notes slapped him in the face! Only after the bar staff turned up to clean the dunnies, did that Sunday morning challenge workshop turn into a full 17 minute Flea & Cliff Burton of Metallica cover band @metallica bass solo show! Sometimes life just happens!
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Mum txted saying she’s contacted @cashconvertersaus for an endorsement deal of free secondhand sunnies for the band! Gramps is having urinal cakes for morning tea.
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