Management belted through a lengthy fax with so many smiley faces drawn in crayon regarding the heat this photo by Davey Bongchambers is gonna generate! They can’t kick hot rat German-born LA crack head photographer Skwiddles Dolechezch out quick enough, despite him already sleeping in his usual wheelie bin out back of HQ on bin night! They got on the blower to our local watering hole The Busted Valve and demanded the Tuesday afternoon slot cos we are set to cause a bidding war amongst the big boys! It stipulated we get our licences cos we’ll be driving hot rod Cortinas once we’re signed to a label like Sorny or Warnie Bros! They said a strong Internet presence will be required in the lead up to the show, so they’ve opened an electronic mail box to put our best room recorded tape on what’s called MySpace; it’s very cutting edge apparently.
To pre-celebrate, we’ve blown our dole cheques on a decent slab of Woodstock Shandies at the fine dine Flemza’s Fish n Chip shop in Frankston West near the tip.
Mum txted saying lay off the Croydon Steamers as she needs the spray cans to cover the Commodore she Gumtreed yesterday. Cops had the choppers out but she doubled back and parked in the bloke’s driveway she stole it from to lose them. Genius.
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