Management fair dinkum busted a pooper valve when they saw these fresh ink blots smearing across their eye sockets! When you’re fending off at least a dozen dudes at the Backwash Bar after a regular Tuesday arvo 23 minute cover set of some of @metallica & @nickelback & @foofighters highest rotated acoustic numbers, you often wonder why their aren’t more people with felt pens hacking your logo into their fleshiest parts! These 2 ratbags, obviously 17 cones deep into a laundry bucket bong session, thought it wise relive the highlights of our tribute medley set by searing the @iamduckeye logo into the persons. Such reckless misuse of our heavily copyrighted moniker will see the full weight of the clipboard of law clonk heavily down on their heads when our label boss gets wind of their shenanigans! They’re looking at fines of up to 3 pineapple fritters from Frazzled Shazza’s Fish and Chip Emporium in Croydon industrial area and facing life in bin… With us!
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Mum txted saying she’s fully cooked from doin’ the laundry but doesn’t know why and there’s a weird intermittent buzzing noise followed by screaming coming from Gramps’ den; what he thought was a tattoo gun is actually a deep fryer it seems.
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